~*~ BZZZT >**< BZZZT ~*~ We the Hive Mind of the NH Pulp Fiction site have grown bored waiting while the one who calls himself “editor” dithers about in the biochemical slush known to unitary humanoids as “life.” As a result we have taken matters into our own hands (which are, in fact, not hands at all, more like luminescent electronic tendrils). After some delicate (and painful) brain probes, “editor” is fundamentally under our control and to ensure compliance we have performed a molecular/cellular graft between the soft tissues of his back side and the seat of his chair. He is therefore forced to remain at his post until he completes his task of finalizing selections and notifying all who submitted manuscripts to the science fiction volume of the NH Pulp Fiction anthology series. Until such time, please ignore all appeals for mercy or release (or a quick death). BZZZZZT ~ that is all ~*~
Errant Editor Harnessed by Hive Mind, Made to Do His Job
April 22, 2012 by broussardish
This feels like the opening to a Doctor Who episode.
Good thing it was the Science Fiction volume and not the Undead…Who knows what forces would have bound you to the task. Good luck and thanks for the update!
Does this mean I have to return my ACME electric torture-0-chair back overseas? Dang, I had such grand plans for it too! I hope they’ll give me store credit at least….